Doctory wrote:what did the programmer say to the other blind programmer?
do you C?

ahah im bad at puns ;-;

Other version:

Why does the Java programmer wear glasses? Because he can't C#

Let's have some fun and share some jokes & puns with each other. After all, in the description of this forum, it does mention puns doesn't it?

I'll start with a programming pun:

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments.

I'm using http://learnyouahaskell.com, kikito. It's a very good guide but I've had to go to the IRC chat twice so far to get some basic understanding on function currying (all functions take one parameter, but return a function that take another etc) and other stuff that is totally off for programmi...

Azhukar wrote:

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if(self.y+self.yvel*dt>=400-self.h)then

Forgot * dt

Thank you!! I don't think my brain is working too well I've been doing too much Haskell.

myBrain :: Haskell -> Lua

exception: cannot get type Haskell and return Lua

Azhukar wrote:By adding velocity to the check.

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if(self.y+self.yvel>=400-self.h)then

It just does this...

Hello! Just a quick question, how do I eliminate the tiniest bit of lag I get when I have a rectangle jump and land? To clarify: Here's some code if(self.y>=400-self.h)then --if y is greater than the ground height self.yvel = 0 self.y = 400 - self.h self.onGround = true else self.y = self.y + (self....

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I was trying to do something what you have in the picture, although the code I did for LUA is pretty much vommit, tons of globals etc, but here is the code. It probably also has some strange debug output not to mention finnish names I think. It was one of those first lines I did write in LUA. Altho...

Thanks both of you, I'm looking into the tutorials and video now. edit: I'm trying to understand these, but I'm just not able to write it down in lua. This is ultimately what I'm trying to achieve: https://love2d.org/imgmirrur/38eetk2.png I didn't make this but it's in my folders for reference, exce...